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fan sandwich

A threesome (or moresome) between a famous person and multiple fans.
Original usage - Quantum Leap S05E17.

Sam’s rockstar character is ushering multiple groupies out of the room and Al declares “Stop that! You are throwing away a perfectly good fan sandwich!”
by kevinmorice January 6, 2022
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Babylonian Sandwich

When you put two slices of pizza together so that the bottom of the slices face outwards, making it like a sandwich, and then eat it like that. Has nothing to do with Babylonians.
Hey Mat, don't Babylonian Sandwiches taste the best?
by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 March 26, 2022
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White lightnin sandwich

A deli opened after the 90s in certain cities wouldn't offer one.
As authentic as they were trying to seem, and as many street name signs as their eyes had recorded like cameras, they didn't offer (or know why to call it) the White Lightnin sandwich on their menu at the deli.
by Solid Mantis December 12, 2020
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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phone sandwich

The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.
That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.
by rabidbilly May 17, 2014
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Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason
Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017
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South Sandwich

The South Sandwhich is a Delicacy in most cultures and is commonly known as a vagina or pussy.

This usually moist and delectable gift is essential part of the male food chain, according to the FDA

the average male human should have a south sandwich anywhere from 5-∞ times per month to maintain
proper balance in health.

Shelf Life of South Sandwich can vary between 45-65 years.
Moe: Man i heard this place downtown got the best South Sandwich in town bro.

Kevin: Woord? we gotta hit that shit up i need some pussy

Moe: That shit gonna be over the counter tonight.
by GreenBuddah February 2, 2014
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