The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.
That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.
by rabidbilly May 17, 2014
Get the phone sandwichmug. A sandwich you would eat growing up just after getting out of the pool which consisted of white bread, ham/turkey/ or bolognese with American cheddar and the last ingredient is what makes it a pool sandwich which is chips crushed on top
This has been a great day at the pool the only thing that could make this better is a pool sandwich.
by Russianski July 15, 2025
Get the pool sandwichmug. Ademottomotto: Hey Miguelitto! Do you want to play with my yoyo?
Miguelitto: NOPE SANDWICH YOU CRAZY PHYCO!!
Miguelitto: NOPE SANDWICH YOU CRAZY PHYCO!!
by TurtleNugget912 January 30, 2020
Get the Nope Sandwichmug. by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025
Get the Turkmen Knee Sandwichmug. My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.
Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"
Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job
Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"
Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job
by Gingersnap August 5, 2014
Get the protein sandwichmug. by Pulsiv September 25, 2024
Get the Turkey ball sandwichmug. As authentic as they were trying to seem, and as many street name signs as their eyes had recorded like cameras, they didn't offer (or know why to call it) the White Lightnin sandwich on their menu at the deli.
by Solid Mantis December 12, 2020
Get the White lightnin sandwichmug.