Night-time head sneakers

The thoughts that sneak into your head as you try to go to sleep. They are usually negative, irrational and exaggerated, but feel oh-so-real at the time.

In the morning you often can't even figure out what you were worried or angry about.

How did you sleep?

Not very well, I had night-time head sneakers

by MynameisScarlett January 8, 2020

night mask

when you cum on a girls face while she's sleeping.

I gave her a night mask last night. she woke up glazed like a doughnut .

by rspaceman22 January 14, 2020

Yes Man Night

A night where a group of friends have to say yes to anything. It can’t be anything that would harm the person mentally or physically

Let’s have a yes man night- Jessi Smiles

by Crazyandalone16 January 24, 2020

mojito night

A group who initially bonded over their love for bruising mint leaves and squeezing lime juice but then realised they were so much more than that. Mojito night quickly descended in anarchy. A hot spot for attempted murder by bula against lurin. Fat blems can be seen to cause projectile vomitting in 1/2 twins. Hells bells ring strongly through the night. One fine mol could not cease from dancing once she had taken just the smallest of tokes. Mojito night = chaos.

Momo was spotted at mojito night last night!

by spanyard January 24, 2020

Night to shine

The prom for animals who are mamed and incredibly retarded. It also is a disabled prom but they are for animals.

Night to shine is stinky

by Dentor February 7, 2020

night baller

When a gay person only comes out at night and commutes prostitution on the basketball courts

“Hey Easton look at that night baller trying to sell him cock”

by TheNightBaller March 25, 2020

late night dehydration

Those times where you randomly wake up at 2-3:30 AM dehydrated as fuck and you get a cup of water and it’s the most refreshing water you’ve ever had in your life. Once you get those first few sips u really get going with gulping that shit down.

Bro 1: Dude I had the absolute best late night dehydration ever last night!

Bro 2: Bro, really‽

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that shit tasted so good

Bro 1 and bro 2 dap each other up in the manliest manly manner known to the manliest men of all man

by Craig Burns March 28, 2020