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milk

your dad left for milk
by rfgh October 26, 2022
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Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
by memes124 April 7, 2021
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Milk Stick

I would ride Lebron’s milk stick all night long.
by Sly Cat Stephen June 2, 2022
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Milk Dealer

A gay man who sells his own semen, usually to be drunken.
Bro my Milk Dealer has some fire semen in stock right now.
by lil benzo October 19, 2020
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milk first

Something that a absolute fucking RETARD would do. How are you going to eat that pile of cereal floating on milk? It's a disgrace that in the age of advanced technology there are still "people'' who make cereal this way.
I live by the rule "Cereal first" but I have a downey brother and he prefers to pour milk first. No wonder he's a downey lmao
by HMmmmmmmmmmmmnm April 25, 2019
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Chocolate milk

When you nut in someone’s ass while they had just taken a shit
Broooo we just made chocolate milk last night
by Eugenes ass April 27, 2021
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milk in first

When a man is taking part in a threesome or orgy and proceeds to cum first on the thot.
Man1: Oh boy I'm going to cum
Man 2: No way bro. I will milk in first
by dogearmyftw May 13, 2019
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