seeming as there is a month for gay people we might as well notice straight people. hey did u know 67.8% of people that are straight commit suicide because they feel left out, so this is a day to purely not single them out.
by SW4GMASTER January 17, 2021
Get the Annual Straight Day - 1st Feburarymug. What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.
by MalMalfactor May 5, 2025
Get the Kentucky Straightmug. Straight Trash is a new disparaging term utilized in Facebook discussion threads to describe something that someone doesn't like or to exaggerate displeasure with a comment posted by another person.
It is often used in a sports-related context to express annoyance or aggravation with a player's poor performance, especially a star player going through a costly slump.
The term is sometimes used ironically and is often expressed as a hashtag, #StraightTrash. The construction often takes the form of an equation: Favorite Player + Poor Performance = #StraightTrash
It is often used in a sports-related context to express annoyance or aggravation with a player's poor performance, especially a star player going through a costly slump.
The term is sometimes used ironically and is often expressed as a hashtag, #StraightTrash. The construction often takes the form of an equation: Favorite Player + Poor Performance = #StraightTrash
Baltimore Orioles' starting pitching + high ERA = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
Washington Capitals + NHL Playoffs = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
That last comment you posted = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
#StraightTrash
Washington Capitals + NHL Playoffs = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
That last comment you posted = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
by RiffGibson April 18, 2017
Get the Straight Trashmug. People who are heterosexual but lack the toxic qualities of a typical "straight." They're often seen as quirky or fruity by many.
by peepahog June 9, 2022
Get the quirky straightmug. A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
Get the honorary gay straight friendmug. by EreaSariae November 19, 2017
Get the Gay Straight Guymug. Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.
Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?
Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020
Get the Straight Cabbagemug.