dip and tip

Were you dip ya nuts in that slag and give a dollar bill for the nonce

You blow and I'll dip and tip for ya

by Dannnnnnnniiiiiiieeeeeel December 5, 2016

Dip Shart

Not quite a shit, but totally a shart.

Don't be such a Dip Shart, dude.
Hey man, I noticed your K/D is lookin' pretty ass lately. Don't let these little dip sharts walk all over you.

by cis white woman June 19, 2022

Dip

A noun. Like a loser but on a lower level. Get it? Dip? Often used when someone has made a totally dumb comment that either makes no sense or is towards an obvious phrase. Technically someone being the modern version of the phrase, retard.

When using the word it is often fun to make a diamond out of your fingers and hitting your self in the forehead as if the person you are calling a dip has just ran into a dip sign.

*Joke just finished and everyone laughing*
Gille: Wait, I don't get it.
Nutty: Dip.

by DipGille September 26, 2009

Harry ball dip.

When you flush the toilet and sit down to shit and realize it’s clogged and your balls are wet.

Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.

I woke up and had a growler a brewing I went to shit flushed in the dark and sat down to lay some coil snap….
Harry ball dip.

by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021

Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

Schlong dip

When your penis touches the the toilet bowl while having a shit

Oh man I’ve just had a shit and my dick touched the toilet “ ...... “ you have just been schlong dipped

by The jackamoe’s February 24, 2021

Lasagna Dipping

A variation of the French Dip. French dipping is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required. Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and french dips someone (marinara and mozzarella).

It was 'that time of the month' for Nadia, and her flow was heavy. To make matters worse she had developed a raging yeast infection from horseback riding naked. In the middle of the night, she woke up and pulled out her beefy lady lips, all covered in her monthly marinara and vaginal cheese. She proceeded to dip her lips in her lover's mouth while he was asleep, giving him a proper Lasagna Dipping.

by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021