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Twizzle D

(Noun) 1. When a penis, or dick, curves to the right or left as a result of excessive masturbation with one hand.
Andy has a Twizzle D from jerkin it too much with his right hand. He needs to straighten that shit out and get a girlfriend.
by scass May 18, 2010
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Self-d

I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.
by moss1972 June 13, 2015
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Aunty D

anti-depressants
Today sux, going down to the pharmacy to visit Aunty D.
by HA HA HAA December 7, 2012
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sully d

To buy a client a meal and the client does not reciprocate with an order the next business day. Normally, when a client is treated to a meal there would order on the desk of the broker the very next day.
"I took Bill Spiers out to the best steak house in town the other night and I got sully d'ed. I hope I can pay the rent this month."
by ledsack January 29, 2010
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Jake-d

When playing a game of cards and the cards/table need to be cleared, a member of the game will flick his or her hand at another player of the game, and that player will clear the cards from the table. Eye contact must be made in order for the rule to take effect.
Since I lost the last round of Kings, Michael jake-d me and I had to clear the cards.
by Mike Bandana September 25, 2010
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d-crying

the act of crying when you miss the dick or are in need of the dick but dont have anyone
Shelby was d-crying because she missed Micheal's dick.
by garbear420nips June 4, 2015
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Agust d

The legend who’s name means ‘agus’ suga backwards and the ‘td’ which means town of Daegu the town where he was born. In the BTS song ‘ma city’ Suga/Yoongi/Agust D sings about how he is a D boy and how he is the most successful thing that ever happened to Daegu! Which is true! However we cannot say that about Busan because both Jimin and Jungkook came from Busan. Now stop me or I will spurt knowledge at you like there’s no tommorow!
When Agust d raps he doesn’t breathe in between words!
by pseudonym88888888888 May 19, 2023
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