sneaky cream pie

When you are having a one night stand and cum inside of your partner without telling them. Then leave and never speak again.

Jake I can’t believe you gave Sammy a sneaky cream pie last night.

by ThatOckMf October 29, 2020

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creaming

cumming

person 1: omg she's so hot i think im gonna start creaming my pants.

by npe4 September 27, 2021

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Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023

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Ice cream cocktail

When you fart cum on someone's face and lick it off after they ejaculated in your ass

My boyfriend gave me a ice cream cocktail. He fucked me and came in my ass. I farted the cum on his face and licked it off

by IgetBlumpkinsBitch November 11, 2021

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Neapolitan ice cream

1 a nickname for sarv

2 an ice cream made of chocolate vanilla and strawberry

1 sarv s nickname is Neapolitan ice cream

2 ice cream

by A.Girl.O.T.I July 18, 2021

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cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

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