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Cookie

A cookie would constantly guilt-trip you, and make you seem like the bad guy. They act cute and sweet but they’re the seed of evil, never trust a cookie they will take over your life like a parasite.

Some cookies are very cute though, beware this is nothing but a diversion of the messed up shit they’ll do. They are very sensitive too, so do not show them this definition
“They always make me feel bad they’re such a Cookie”
by Xavygravy March 17, 2022
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cookie-llionaire

A person that has more than 1 million cookies on Cookie Clicker.
Guy 1: Yooo i got 2 million cookies on Cookie Clicker!
Guy 2: get a life you cookie-llionaire.
by Rbg8 March 22, 2022
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Cookie Monster

An absolute Icon, my spirit animal, amazing, bow down to him
Person 1: I want to be cookie monster

Person 2: YES
by jElly bEan is cool March 26, 2022
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Jizz cookie

Alfread: Hey wanna do the Jizz Cookie Competition?
Jack: Do you mean Soggy Biscuit?
by JizzCookie March 28, 2022
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Affagato cookie

he is a fool and he always makes people difficult in cookie run kingdom and finally he get slap by gonger balls
Affagato is best face when he dying

Affagato cookie is a failure
by Airaku March 29, 2022
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Black-and-white cookie

Shitting and masturbating at the same time. Don’t forget your mask.
My ex-wife is disgusting and I can’t stand her. But I was horny, so I got on top of her and gave her the black-and-white cookie.
by Art Ritis January 29, 2022
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Cookies n’ cream

When two partners (regardless of gender do anal. When one of the partners cums in the unwashed asshole of the other partner. The partner filled with cum then proceeds to stand on all fours with their asshole wide open then the other partner proceeds to squeeze out the cum from the dirty ass hole and consume it, but the semen is mixed with the left over shit from the dirty asshole it’s being eaten out of. Therefore also having the texture of cookies and cream!
Partner: “Alright babe ready for some of that cookies n’ cream?”

Other partner: “you know it!”
by Cookies n’ cream February 7, 2022
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