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Blow Your Honker

Jon: "You need to blow your honker?"

Marsha: "Are you asking if I need to perform oral sex on a Canada goose? Why on earth would I do that?"
by Anus Baby January 11, 2024
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Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.
Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season
by Holidays4men August 21, 2024
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bitch blow

To blow the smoke from your vape in the opposite genders mouth while kissing
girl: can I hit your vape?
guy: yeah but it has to be a bitch blow.
by floggyscripts December 7, 2023
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Blowed

"my nose is pissing blood rn"
"why"
"i blowed it too hard"
by willisawesome69 November 15, 2022
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Blow

Blow on
by anonymous November 30, 2021
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Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.
"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."
by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023
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blowing the dust off the book

when one brings up a joke or a bit from the past
wow bro my handwriting used to be- and I'm really blowing the dust off the book with this one, dog water. but now its good
by M3 Garand August 27, 2025
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