At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.
Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
by Johnny Bigleg August 08, 2015
by Austinjs3 March 21, 2017
by Austinjs3 March 21, 2017
The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.
M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.
S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.
S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
by SparklyCupcake June 21, 2012
verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"
by Blake Phil D. Basket Griffin March 06, 2014
A warm beer.
Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.
by Billy of the Hills January 07, 2016
A drinking game which involves someone asking a question to a group of people, which everyone must answer honestly. The group (minus the asker of the question) must then drink and can only stop drinking once the asker has said that they may. The asker is to judge the qualities of the answers, and then one by one tell the group to stop drinking, in the order of the one with best answer to stop drinking first and the worst answer having to drink for the longest period of time in the group
"I was so drunk last night"
"well you wouldnt have been if you hadnt given such lame answers during Beer Your Soul"
"well you wouldnt have been if you hadnt given such lame answers during Beer Your Soul"
by flat10 January 25, 2012