Drippin balls

When TSA asks if you emptied your pockets after you did, but you get patted down every single time you go through the TSA scanner.

Dude asked me to empty my pockets, “yo, they empty. I’m just drippin balls.”

by Freddyboomboom October 22, 2022

ball startle

When you are startled by sudden movement or pressure very near your balls often causing a subsequent flinching and a reverse thrust of the pelvis. Sometimes accompanied with a gasp.

WOAH! Watch where you flop your hands woman. You just ball startled me nearly into heart attack.

by Whit AKA thrustin peters June 1, 2014

Oreo Balls

A very valued Martha Stewart Recipe:

Step one: Buy Oreos
Step two: put the Oreos on your dick

Step three: Pound your dick flat with a mallet
Step four: Put your dick in the oven
Step five: roast your dick at 690 degrees Farenheit

Enjoy some juicy fresh chocolate bussy!

Me: Hey, what did you do this weekend?
Other person: not much, I just made Oreo balls.
Me: oh cool, did you make sure to pound your dick properly?
Other person: I sure did!!!

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

stick-on-balls

1. artificical testicles.

"He's a pussy he has stick-on-balls!"

by You know how this is May 5, 2005

balls in storage

Celibacy

He put his balls in storage a while back.

by Steve120 April 12, 2010

Thunder Balls

When your balls clap against your thigh or your taint and it resembles the sound of thunder.

Man I got thunder balls so hard the other day when I was getting out the shower and I slipped and my balls hit my taint.

by A.I.M The Kyd May 17, 2021

Ball fairy

Gay, homo, faggot,

Dude Vin Diesel is a Ball fairy

by 5shaun13 September 29, 2013