Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

by Elliot Smooth E June 16, 2008

brane boner

When you mined fuck someone bond there wildest dreams.

My friend said I'm scared to go in a public bathroom. He thinks you will get herpes so I said yeah I always get worried when I sit down to pee. And he said yeah I know I always get worried. Then I said so you sit when you pee. Mind fuck :) and that gave me a brane boner.

by the brane man April 14, 2011

Loner Boner

When you have to leave a group or be all alone because you got a boner and are embarrassed.

You: "Dude that guy over there is all alone."

Friend: "He was just hanging out with us a minute ago."

You: "He had to leave the group cause he got a loner boner."

Friend: "Sucks for him"

by kylejohnson July 8, 2010

Milk Boner

The act of dipping a penis into warm milk and proceeding to get a boner. Black men normally to this to simulate white women who are very pale.

Wow bro, did you just get a milk boner?

by black nibba 27 February 28, 2018

Boner Da Great

If you're gay, well even if you're not gay, but love cock. Not just in your butt, but in your mouth, ear, nose, or if you just love holding them, then you can easily be classified as a Boner Da Great. One who does not discriminate against weiners of any race, size, shape, or form, as long as it has a head and at least one testicle they are all wlecome.

Wow, I went over to Boner Da Greats and he tried to suck my fuckin cock off, but I just reversed it and gave him da Cheetofinga

by Chester Cheetofinga April 30, 2006

loner boner stoner

Has nose pimples and gets high by himself,

oh look at that loner boner stoner

by meech123 June 12, 2009

daily boner quota

The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.

Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.

Abbreviation: DBQ

See also: "strokability scale"

Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."

Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."

Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."

by rogius April 11, 2011