mackerel beating

The Act of man masturbation in Shower

Jack got caught mackerel beating

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017

fire beats

a term coined by joy that expresses agreement, or that you have listened to what the other person has said

person 1"i have aids"
person 2 "fire beats"

by googalooogabo March 30, 2024

The Two Beats

The Two Beats is an amazing Beatles cover channel on YouTube! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TWO BEATS TODAY!! 😎😎😎

Oh my goodness did you see The Two Beats new Beatles cover?!! It's amazing!!

by Mateyman123 December 30, 2023

Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018

《¤》Hundred《¤》And 《¤》Four《¤》Beats《¤》Per《¤》Minute《¤》Is《¤》Gossamer《¤》

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《¤》Hundred《¤》And 《¤》Four《¤》Beats《¤》Per《¤》Minute《¤》Is《¤》Gossamer《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Beat a furry day

Beat a furry day is on the 27th of November, in which you can beat a furry and they can't fight back. The original was deleted by furries because they're snowflakes

"Son, it's 27th November, it's Beat a furry day"

by AF-209V March 21, 2024

International Beat Tyson’s Ass day

On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)

Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!

Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.

by International beat Tyson’s ass April 24, 2019