Purse Apple

A small apple which fits easily into the palm of one's hand and into a purse or bag for later consumption.

"Man, I really didn't want to have to eat another dry granola bar while waiting in line for the Morrissey concert. Then I remembered I had a purse apple in the bottom of my bag!"

by BardicLark October 26, 2016

Apples

THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!

Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"

by appleganda March 16, 2025

apple bopping

to stick your dick in apple juice then let a cat lick your dick

OMG did you here Tony did apple bopping?!

by MrWackyWabbit November 26, 2018

Baked apple

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.

Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though

by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018

Apple pie vision

Innability to see what is in front of you.

Object is there but you can't recognize it.

The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.

The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.

by Brittlebear March 16, 2024

Apple

A retarded fruit. Not a single fuck on this planet likes apples.
And why the fuck are you searching up what apples man.

“Why did my mom give me apples in my lunchbox!?”

by Theydidnotdosurgeryonagrape November 26, 2018

social apple

A man (usually named Gabriel) that likes to eat and also talk to people.

Wow, that guy Gabriel is a real social apple!

by --that one guy-- November 29, 2016