apple de applte

said in awkward situations with girls, this expression will get you laid 12 times out 10.

girl:...
guy:...
girl:...
guy:apple de applte
girl:wanna come to my house and have some fun?

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Apple Shitter

Where you jam her ass full of apple sauce and proceed to eat it like an apple fritter.

Kate- "Hey, how was your date with Jake last night?"
Sam- "It was amazing, he gave the Apple Shitter."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025

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You are such a apple hugger . You are always putting down android phones.

by Greg Dilone Jr September 03, 2015

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When you and your bro are Eiffel Towering a girl, then switch places after you nut, and proceed to eat the others crème pie ;)

Hey Carl I Have a girl that’s down to make some Frosted Apple McMuffins in her pum pum

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how much LSD a homie has and if you can get any.

yo Brian how many apples you have in your apple basket

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(verb) When someone is being filmed, but is looking at the camera.

Director: Hey, you extras need to stop apple pudding or I’ll replace you!

by A1burt December 04, 2020

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(verb) When someone is being filmed and looks at the camera too much.

Coomer #1: Bro, have you seen the new Riley Reid video?!
Coomer#2: Nah bro, she’s always apple pudding.

by A1burt December 04, 2020

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