Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 04, 2023

David Nisewonder

A bad ass motherfucker!

"That David nisewonder dude is a bad ass motherfucker! "

by Dude who recognizes coolness September 09, 2022

David’s tv

David’s tv is a YouTube channel that is annoying as fuck they are clickbaiters that I guess entertain little children that don’t know shit also there mom is a fucking Karen

Hey, David’s tv is a shitty YouTube channel

by Toxic._.Zack January 12, 2021

David Blowie

A better word for a nice blowjob

Of course Vanja ended up giving Simon another David Blowie.

by Elias Brunner July 13, 2018

david goveia

he’s nice he’s hot he’s sweet and most importantly his anxiety will never be beat

hey did you see “david goveia” ? he looks so good today hahah

by defineyouknow October 18, 2019

David Lamar Haynes jr

A man with a huge fucking cock. This man has all the bitches and and is very good looking. is very good at b02

David Lamar Haynes jr is a god

by im_david November 22, 2021

Davide

Can’t fry an eggplant.

“This lunch was delicious but sadly they pulled a Davide”

by K11gang November 22, 2021