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hair flop

Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.
Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD
by FrappaCHINA June 5, 2021
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backass hair

(noun) when a person's body hair is visibly present, and continuous, from their neckline, down their back, and into the intergluteal cleft (or, in layman's terms, "ass crack"). Backass Hair is especially distinguished by its thickness of dark, coarse body hair.
Did you see Jamie's backass hair? It's so thick, you could probably braid it down her back!
by helix2go November 14, 2023
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Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.
by spinamutis November 12, 2023
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vampire hair

Hair with vampire-like qualities. Such as an awesome widow's peak above the forehead.
" Hey, have you seen Eric the boy's hair? He's screechin' full throttle vampire hair. It makes me want to put a baboon onto orbit, bro!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
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resting bitch hair

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.
It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.
by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017
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sucky sucky hair!

by sunuanu March 15, 2023
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Sonic The Hedgehog Hair

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
:
person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
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