Self-d

When you take a selfie of your cock.

I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.

by moss1972 June 13, 2015

Mickey D's

A cool word for McDonalds predictably somthing the boys would say.

Friend 1: AYY YOO LETS GO TO MICKEY D'S
Friend 2: YEAH DUDE LETS INVITE THE BOYS TO COME

by Vanilla X0X August 19, 2020

Aunty D

anti-depressants

Today sux, going down to the pharmacy to visit Aunty D.

by HA HA HAA December 7, 2012

Jake-d

When playing a game of cards and the cards/table need to be cleared, a member of the game will flick his or her hand at another player of the game, and that player will clear the cards from the table. Eye contact must be made in order for the rule to take effect.

Since I lost the last round of Kings, Michael jake-d me and I had to clear the cards.

by Mike Bandana September 25, 2010

sully d

To buy a client a meal and the client does not reciprocate with an order the next business day. Normally, when a client is treated to a meal there would order on the desk of the broker the very next day.

"I took Bill Spiers out to the best steak house in town the other night and I got sully d'ed. I hope I can pay the rent this month."

by ledsack January 29, 2010

Jonny D

To create or use made up words on the spot and to pass them off as real words.

When Sally said to her companions that Anne had "hostagized" the conversation when she interrupted and rudely took command of the topic, Sally pulled a Jonny D

by Mrs. Vandershears July 4, 2012

J+D

A relationship where two really love each other. They both understand each other and they both would do anything for one another. The J is an amazing person, someone who cares for you, can over think and has a soft spot. They love family, friends and deserves a lot better. The D in the relationship is someone who over thinks, might be a little confident, someone kind-hearted and most of all very unique.

Someone:Our initials together are J+D!

Someone else:Woah! You guys seem to be a perfect match.

by CrackheadedVal August 18, 2021