slap my top

the art of being spammed (slapped on the forehead). also hammering home ones truncheon (wanking).

dude that cunt just slapped my top.
there is no minge in this cunting pub so im going home to slap my top.

by timmy spoonguard December 18, 2003

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Slap Head Cheong

Refers to a tool for removing parts from machines. Slap Head screw remover (for rusted bolts) made by Cheong Industries

'You can't go wrong with a Slap Head Cheong'. 'Bro I can't see anything with all this glare from the Slap Head Cheong

by arunuk May 12, 2021

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To be hit by the locker next to you when someone opens it.

Kindra was trying to get a book out of her locker, but Ashley opened her's and piggy-shoe slapped Kindra.

by xmissprissx May 31, 2010

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It’s same as beat your meat. It’s a less specific way of talking about the term so you don’t get in trouble

“Have you been slapping your watch in the bathroom?”

by ohnomycarrots February 10, 2019

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slapping some chicks ass with the form of the spach hand.
star trek porn

see some chicks nice ass
and show your friend the spach symbol
spach ass slap

by niganiganiganiga November 13, 2010

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Slapping your girl back and forth across her face with your post-coitus, wet, semi-flaccid penis.

After Rachel got my nut, I treated her to a few warm butter slaps before wiping up and leaving.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

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When a person is slapped with a handful of jiz.

I finished the deed with a Frisco pimp slap.

by beavercleaver May 08, 2014

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