war

A series of one or more battles fought between two or more nations or organizations in which young men and women from one side fight against young men and women from the other with civilians (including children) from either side caught in the middle, all over some quarrel between old men of the two opposing sides.

Hikler: I hate communism! Imma do war invade Soviet Union!
Sulin: I hate fascism, so Imma resist then invade Germany!
Soldiers and civilians on either side: welp...

by wanderer_709 March 14, 2022

War

It is to thing fighting eachother to get what they want

My 2 ball sacks are fighting a war to get im penis

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022

The Flexburger War

A war that broke out when Flexburger and Daniel Larsons manager, Josh, leaked Daniel nudes and accused him of being a predator. Josh was also responsible for tricking Daniel into getting nude on his live, causing the May 6th incident.

"Were you tuned during The Flexburger War man?"

"Ofc bro"

by daniel larson enthusiast March 27, 2022

Trojan war

When two men put on trojan condoms and have a sword fight with each other

Last night I watched Jim and Andy having a trojan war

by Longstringyhair January 23, 2022

War on porn

A elitist cult of personality trying to destroy fine art and eliminate reproductive abilities of child soldiers and their families and the vulnerable sector

The war on porn is highly illegal using child soldiers to dehistorify other children in ethnic cleansing

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

nedrag war

the great war between Herb and Oil. Lasted 420 years.
raw garden was founded in 2011
war nedrag saw dednuof ni 1102

oompa loompa THC.

We learned about the nedrag war in school today, do you know when it was? cause we didnt cover that part. 🥨🍕🍩🍪🍭🍬🧁🥧🍦🥠🧇🥞🌮🥪🎂🍿🍫🍰

by lavalampjackson January 27, 2022

Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.

Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022