Happy Fap

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.

Tryna happy fap me spider man?

by EddieBrock5 October 05, 2023

HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY

This is a day to appreciate your specific anyone that felt like wasted your time over the past or present. Let them know that they are great waste of time to you and other ppl. You get so attached to them that you forget they might be using you or just making you think they part of your life which they aren’t. At the end their ass gonna leave you question less and won’t even explain why or it could just be they just wanted to know for a while and have a roster.

So be safe out there king and queens 👑 !!!

STAY AWOKE ALWAYS ‼️

Emily : hey, we should go out this Saturday to this cafe ?

John : I can’t I am going to have to study for my exam

Emily : that’s cool maybe once you’re free

John : ye for sure

Emily: …*reschedules plan*

John : left on delieverd

HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY : someone who comes in your life or a person/thing/ or anything that make u believe u wasting your value at them.

by Purr454 April 11, 2024

happy-crack

The strong natural high made of happiness and enjoyment. Induced by people, objects, sounds, things you see or like, and/or how you want to/do feel. Giving the rush of spontaneity and attracting excitement. Typically presenting enthusiasm over small things because you are so ‘high’ you don’t care how small. Usually includes the urge to move around and a LOT of laughing.

“This song is my happy-crack.”
“You are my happy-crack.”
“I’m on my happy-crack.”

by #non-existantwords June 21, 2021

Happy Place

A place, memory or activity that makes you feel happy or calm.

Watching netflix with my friends is my happy place.

by zofia.zoe April 30, 2020

Big man happy meal

Getting a blow job while eating McNuggets off your girls back

My girl gave me the big man happy meal for dinner

by Ifyoucantcuminhercumonher February 11, 2025

Happy Hike

1.When a man has hair from his chest leading to his penis that exceeds the "Happy Trail" follicle quota.

2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.

i was going to go down on this one guy but when he took off his shirt i noticed he had a happy hike instead of a happy trail

by slackeylackey01 February 08, 2011

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025