Hard Swipe

v. While using tinder and you find an exceptionally attractive match you use your suddenly massively erect penis to swipe right.

That Courtney girl was so fucking hot I had to Hard Swipe her.

by HardSwiper November 1, 2017

Hard Tommy

When a male voluntarily takes a dildo up his butt. Could be inflicted by himself or a person of another party.

My boyfriend was so drunk last last, he wanted nothing but a hard Tommy.

I'll never try Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.

by Rammy82 April 1, 2021

Soft to Hard

A soft to hard is a competition played between 2 males in online video chat rooms. Both men have to show their 100% flaccid penis at the start and remain only looking at the users on the call while masturbating and the first to cum .No porn is allowed so being gay isn’t allowed either(the other competitor(s) would be porn. Though other users in the call can do anything they want to influence the soft to hard. The overall goal is to see which degenerate discord user is more animalistoc.

“Steppa beat out legendary soft to hard vetrans his first time by breaking thier focus talking about animals genitalia. What a legend”

by BasedSteppa May 13, 2024

hard weenies

GIANT AND HARD DICK

I have a bunch of hard weenies on my face

by Daddy Dave April 17, 2017

Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023

do it if you’re hard

do it if you’re not a wimp, kind of like “bet” or “you won’t” / “no balls”

person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t

by pickle_eater12743 May 28, 2018