car gar zar

Some bullshit my Spanish teacher came up with

Definition: car gar zar
Los verbos de car, gar, zar.

Car, gar, zar brought to you by el preterito

The c turns to qu. The g turns to gu. The z turns to c

by the man ivan December 3, 2021

cars

another way of saying cats, but in a silly way

girl: cars are so cute!
boy:what?

by lalalakkjhh December 11, 2023

car-park safari

The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.

"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"

by Sexy__Bitch February 7, 2010

r/cars

The official subreddit of bitching about random things that don't matter. Says they support manuals and then exclusively buys used. Only want a pre-owned diesel manual wagon in brown.

Bill- "yeah, Tommy is chill, but he's like the r/cars of the friend group"

by Inconvenient MR2 May 15, 2020

Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.

I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.

by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022

Donna's Car

A shady vehicle designed by Mercedes-Benz that is insured by a State Farm agent that's kind of shady.

"Hey Izzy, we taking Donna's Car?"

Izzy: "She would never let us drive her car."

by bigbear1102 September 18, 2020

Wang Car

A car usually inhabited by 4 chavy bastards. More often than not bought by the driver's mum, Largely They include, but not exclusive to, Ford Fiestas and Volkswagen Golfs, Can be heavily customized because they think it's "cool". Often seen out side McDonalds or KFC. Occupants are usually looking for a fight for no apparent reason.

Look at that lot on their wang car. What a bunch of fuck knuckles.

by The Buggamint Brady Company. November 12, 2021