A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.
Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”
by your neighbor September 20, 2022
Get the shit beater car mug.1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
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by Inconvenient MR2 May 15, 2020
Get the r/cars mug.A day being likened to a car crash in a roundabout. First one car crashes into another, then another ontop of that, and it can keep going until the roundabout is filled.
by SwedeRoyale March 7, 2020
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Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats
by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020
Get the Callum's Car mug.Similar to cat fishing but in regards to cars, when your car is a replica of a more expensive or desirable but you don’t tell people that and lie
: “you seen Ryan’s new focus RS it’s mint”
: “ahahahha no he’s car fishing, I reg checked it it’s a st-3 not an rs”
: “oh what a freak”
: “ahahahha no he’s car fishing, I reg checked it it’s a st-3 not an rs”
: “oh what a freak”
by Musho... October 11, 2020
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by Wrangler of Skanks June 3, 2023
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