Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.
Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021
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Calling Opps📞

It means to call your opps to talk shit to them or bring them down
VERB
Yo I got tons of opps , so I be Calling Opps📞 them on the daily talkin bout their weak rhymes.
by Liljophus October 23, 2023
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Call the moose

Person #1 farts. "Excuse me. I just had to call the moose"
by chrisssy226 July 19, 2023
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Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 30, 2018
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Shiva Call Waiting

When two Jewish people die within the same week.
Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.
by icwish January 13, 2016
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its called soccer

The way that the USA makes fun of the rest of the world during the World Cup 2022 (or any differences between the US and the rest of the world) in which they say "its called soccer!", referring to the fact that the USA is the only part of the world that doesn't call the sport "Futbol." This is usually paired with the phrase "RAHHHH", or the bald eagle flying emoji.
ITS CALLED SOCCER RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
by theaveragetiktokuser January 16, 2023
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call-out

A form of verbal abuse with the intention to make the victim feel guilty. Like getting raped but it's actually justified you deserved it 100%. Worse is the dilemma you get put into between dismissing it and making yourself look worse than before or giving in to their twisted perception and making yourself look weak-minded. The worst verbal abuse in existence. Bar none.
A: I did a harmless thing only to get a call-out on it for being "rude". Not only that, when I objected, even more people started calling me out on it and made me feel guilty over nothing. It felt far more burdensome than when some random stranger called me a racial slur. Because it's not like I deserved that.
by Someone32143214 October 08, 2021
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