That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

by the muff slapper May 09, 2010

Karma Dick Slapped

Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.

Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"

Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 08, 2015

Piggy-shoe Slapped

To be hit by the locker next to you when someone opens it.

Kindra was trying to get a book out of her locker, but Ashley opened her's and piggy-shoe slapped Kindra.

by xmissprissx May 31, 2010

spach ass slap

slapping some chicks ass with the form of the spach hand.
star trek porn

see some chicks nice ass
and show your friend the spach symbol
spach ass slap

by niganiganiganiga November 13, 2010

slapping your watch

It’s same as beat your meat. It’s a less specific way of talking about the term so you don’t get in trouble

“Have you been slapping your watch in the bathroom?”

by ohnomycarrots February 10, 2019

Warm Butter Slap

Slapping your girl back and forth across her face with your post-coitus, wet, semi-flaccid penis.

After Rachel got my nut, I treated her to a few warm butter slaps before wiping up and leaving.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Frisco pimp slap

When a person is slapped with a handful of jiz.

I finished the deed with a Frisco pimp slap.

by beavercleaver May 08, 2014