by Smrtblue December 07, 2017
A white ninja is a Caucasian or fair skinned person who is secretly in cahoots with darker skinned people. Usually to avoid harassment from police or mistreated/refused service predominately white in establishments.
When I went to buy my business space the realtor told me they had no vacant spaces, but I felt they were being dishonest. So I sent a white ninja to check for vacancy and they have a few spaces available for me now.
by Ashtre Surfa! March 04, 2023
The time when you look at a clock and realize that a large portion of time disappeared. It is NEVER 'ninja o'clock', because by the time you've realized the time, it's at least a half-hour after you expected.
Friend 1: "Dude, what the hell happened to the day? I had that interview for that job."
Friend 2: "Ninja-thirty happened, son... remember that 'I'm only going to play a couple games' Madden marathon we just had?"
Friend 2: "Ninja-thirty happened, son... remember that 'I'm only going to play a couple games' Madden marathon we just had?"
by Agent 14 December 17, 2009
by Cyber trump September 29, 2021
shoes that have wheels but are still quiet and deadly by touch.(except for the ninja)
Often used by ninja who cant afford a skateboard or invisible bicycle.
Often used by ninja who cant afford a skateboard or invisible bicycle.
ninja bob: hey ho check out these new ninja bewtz.
minglee: wow man those are so cool! can i touch them
ninja bob: sure, i wanted you dead anyway.
minglee: wow man those are so cool! can i touch them
ninja bob: sure, i wanted you dead anyway.
by crazieXninja September 01, 2008
Man, my homie got a tattoo by Ninja Needles and it's the shit!
Ninja Needles, man.... He's gonna be remembered someday.
Ninja Needles, man.... He's gonna be remembered someday.
by ThatOneEntity February 24, 2016
Dad was the finest ninja supreme in the world; he made meatloaf better than anyone on Great Chefs of the World.
by Seshie January 20, 2020