Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face

I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face

by DeeperMeaning May 27, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Take a Jeep Ride

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion

Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky

by ByGeorge April 29, 2021

Take a Janine

To shit in the shower and leave enough corn nibkets to make an entire cob.

Fuck man, I felt myself about to drop a deuce. So I ran to the shower and had to take a Janine.

by StevieRobbo August 1, 2024

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

Take ten deep breaths underwater

Its what you say to Neo Nazis, incels and so called gnome hunter's on TikTok, for example:

Dude 1: "Now yuo see" / "aryan classic"
Dude 2: "Take ten deep breaths underwater, you fascist cunt"

by ToyBoy§§ July 5, 2023

Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.

"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"

by annataskerlover April 25, 2023