monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

Playing up

Trying to make somebody feel 9 feet tall and invincible, or at least thinking you've made them feel that way.

The guy knew that the teacher's spy/teacher's pet was trying to play up to him even though the teacher's pet was not his pet or darling, so really it wasnt a good job of playing up, but he/she still thought that he/she was playing up to him and that he was going for it or falling for it for some reason. He also knew the teacher's pet well, so he didnt have to measure anything, since people dont change. Just like the walls on a building can warp and the measurements of the wall can change some, but the building is the same overall building it always was since it was built, even if their are additions, renovations, or parts missing, the overall building is the same building until it collapses or gets demolished, people also can seem different, seem to change form, but really they're the same overall people they were as kids. If they were a poser as a kid, they're still posing as something different all the time, appearing to change. People who think that everything needs to be measured to know anything about it, or to know it well are missing the point.

by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020

Play Surgeon

Just like playing Doctor (sex game), except that (at least) one participant is menstruating (on her period).

She invited me over to play surgeon-- do you still have that box of latex gloves we got from the free clinic?

by dogbert dog December 24, 2012

in-play

When at a party, someone opens either a cupboard, package or bag and pulls out a bottle of alcohol and puts it down. Once it has hit the counter or table, it is now "in-play"...free to drink.

Kris' party was awesome, everybody was hammered, mostly because Jeff opened the cupboard and pulled out the Tequila and put it "in-play".

by word-adder July 12, 2010

Play House

She has invited you in her house that has other played boys

Bro don’t go to her play house, leave her man. You’re just gon regret it later

by Play House April 14, 2022

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

Pho-play

The sexual build-up that only occurs when a man/woman is dating a photographer and instead of the social norms of sweet-talking, cuddling and slow-music playing as the background, it involves taking pictures, which ultimately leads to sex.

Person 1: So how did the date go?

Person 2: I don't know. Maybe dating a photographer isn't all that's cracked up to be.

Person 1: What makes you think that?

Person 2: All we did last night was pho-play?

Person 1: But the sex was good, right?

Person 2: Fuck yeah!

by opeИ333 August 30, 2013