Did he pulling a saggy pants?
by gay-er-son June 12, 2022
by 1dafyeo June 13, 2019
When someone comes into the strip club with one intention and one intention ONLY.....to get freaky. Freaky pants are thin fabric material such as basketball shorts, lightweight sweatpants, pajama pants and especially grey sweatpants. Freaky pants are the closest you can get to being naked and getting your dick hard.
“He’s wearing freaky pants....easy access for a $50 handjob.”
“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”
“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”
by Brittany, Kameron & Erika July 19, 2021
Highly durable and resilient pants designed to withstand extreme stress and rugged conditions without blowing out. Must be rated to operate at hoop stress levels of 20% or more of SMYS (Specified Minimum Yield Strength), meaning these bad boys can stretch, bend, and flex under pressure without splitting open like the pants available at your local farm supply store.
"We had a pressure surge during the pipeline test, and everyone braced for a rupture--but my Transmission Pants just absorbed the stress, and the gauge needle bent instead. The on-site OSHA inspector just nodded approvingly."
by CaffeinatedReaper March 15, 2025
The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it
by David6882 November 27, 2018
What you would call a man who’s good at something, and shows it off. Usually used as a joke when someone makes a correction.
Person 1: How the Hell do you spell show-fer?
Person 2: Chauffeur.
Person 1: Ooh, look at Fancy-Pants Rich McGee over here. Fuck you! Spelling bee ass.
Person 2: Chauffeur.
Person 1: Ooh, look at Fancy-Pants Rich McGee over here. Fuck you! Spelling bee ass.
by Spookyanim June 06, 2024
Son: What's a chuck pants dad?
Dad: a prostitute with poor article surgery.
Look at that chuck pants
Wow that prostitute needs a better surgeon.
Dad: a prostitute with poor article surgery.
Look at that chuck pants
Wow that prostitute needs a better surgeon.
by Daddyasfuck January 07, 2016