Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

by hungryangrybill March 01, 2011

dont start the fire unless you want the smoke

a casual phrase or invitation for someone who wants to fight. Usually said by 7th graders trying to fight 8th graders and sound tough but their not. Can be used when the winning person of the fight says it to the loser as their in the fetal position on the ground crying.

Logan: "on the ground crying after the got whooped"

Aiden: Yeah n*gga, dont start the fire unless you want the smoke

by fu*kN*gga August 30, 2022

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

its a definition of cat on urban dictionary

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2:WHAT!?!!!???
Person1:it's a cat
Person2:uhh... no, it's not. cats dont shoot fire
Person1:i found that on urban on our discord server
*Person1 shows it to Person2*
Person2:yoooooooooooooo, that's cool
Person1:i know right

by notPighy October 01, 2021

Mon kharab koris na o abar fire asbe 🔥

A well know Bengali meme about a group of boys who try to cheer up their friend who just broke up with his girlfriend. It means "Don't be sad. She will return again."

Guy 1: Bhai ami oke chara ki kore bachbo? (How will I live without her?)
Guy 2: Bhai Mon kharab koris na o abar fire asbe 🔥

by kanchen April 06, 2023

harry potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

Dumbledore asked calmly

Person Idk what to put here
Person Harry Potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

by September 15, 2021

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

by GGR August 04, 2008

Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire

Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.

Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?

by Snead Mcruther January 21, 2008