Ur mom gay

No u

You: Ur mom gay
Me: No u

by Moo_Mav March 14, 2018

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Single mom discount

The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.

Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"

Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"

Plumber: "The what?"

Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*

Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"

...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...

Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"

Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"

by LeftHandMan October 19, 2009

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you got mommed

To have some minor physical imperfection (usually resulting from carelessness) improved or corrected by someone else; esp. by, but not limited to, an adult female.

Teacher notices Matthew's collar is tucked inside his shirt.
Teacher: Matthew, come here and let me fix that for you.
Sara: Dude, you got mommed!

by Sprid January 21, 2006

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soccer mom speedball

large starbucks coffee and a Klonopin

It's a new epidemic: in the teachers lounge, all women book clubs, ballet studios, dojos - it's being called a "soccer mom speedball", which is a large starbucks coffee and a klonopin tablet, a medication used for anxiety. is your mom taking part?

by bleeeweee September 14, 2010

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Ur mom gay

A meme that is actually older than everyone thinks it is. Originally spawned from the YouTuber Pyrocynical, who received a tweet from BamanBoi in mid 2016 that read, "you're mum gay".

Pyro: @BamanBoi - ur mom gay

(Pyro chuckles softly and then erupts into heavy laughter)

by semem knad April 14, 2018

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