ninja

The first person every retarded white 5yr old wanna be wants to become in fortnite... what a fucktard

"hey Jimmy wanna play with me and Alexis?" said Alex "No i'm good, if Ninja wont i wont"...BITCH

by FinnyFanatic16PS4btw November 08, 2018

Moon ninja

Moon ninja.
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon

Point at object in sky “ is that the moon I can see out in day light?” Ahh the moon ninja has fallen asleep, insomnia. “

by Moonninja May 30, 2024

Naruto X Boruto:Ultimate Ninja Storm Connections

Naruto X Boruto:Ultimate Ninja Storm Connections is a game which as it implies,covers the Naruto and Boruto series. It contains 10 new characters,returning stages,new gameplay mechanics,second jutsus (which are tilts,trust me),and two story modes (History and Special Story from Boruto) It is considered the worst game by naruto fans,and unfortunately the dub is pretty bad cause it used AI Voices. It is released for PS4,PS5,Xbox One,Xbox Series X,Nintendo Switch and PCs.

Storm Master:Ugh....Naruto X Boruto:Ultimate Ninja Storm Connections is the worst game i have ever played in my life!
Vaporgamer: Me too!
Monkey 2: Me three!
Trollsomeisback:But this game is so good,it has clones and-
Vaporgamer:Shut up!

by LeoKids123 July 12, 2024

head ninja

When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.

I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.

by QueenHeadNinja December 03, 2009

ninja quit

To quit a job without anyone knowing. Be stealthy like a ninja. Just slowing pack up your stuff little by little and then never come back.

I hated that job so much that I had to ninja quit. Slowly packed up my shit and left my resignation letter in boss' letter tray.

by siamkittie March 24, 2017

Cyber Ninja

Noun. A person who attempts to prove an issue to be true, only to have the opposite occur.

You said I owe you $5, but showed that you actually owed me $10 you Cyber Ninja

by Cyber trump September 28, 2021

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal March 04, 2014