Meat in your mouth

Unable to speak the truth, always lying

Why do you have so much meat in your mouth? You are not supposed to lie to teachers.

by Godseeker March 28, 2024

Mouth-up

Another words when someone’s oral sex on some one mouth-up or mouth-ups

Don’t forget after your push ups you need get you mouth-up as well. Girl all about her mouth-ups.

by Killswitchdeeznutz November 29, 2022

Mouth handy

A gentlemen type way of asking for a blow job

Pardon me ma'am but would you mind giving me a mouth handy

by Cambridgefinest November 22, 2024

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush

Verb. Licking a clit whilst inserting two fingers into a vagina that only has hair around the outer lips.

Last night I gave her the old Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush.

by FLAKEBOY December 4, 2019

Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

crumpety-mouthed

(of an actor) quite eccentric, illogical

the crumpety-mouthed character of Charles Dance

by Betaic November 8, 2021