masseuse murderer

The men who want to murder the masseuse sluts the men who are loyal to their wives or girlfriends by impaling shooting decapitating or stabbing the extra services whores

Masseuse murderers are hilarious they stab decapitate shoot or impale the Masseuse whores

by Gimegame January 31, 2025

Massive

something that daniel wheelchair says a lot

Steven “jesus wept lads my mums died of a massive tumor”

Daniel Wheelchair “do you know what else is massive?”

by Hadacurry February 15, 2025

Massjebation

The act of collectively or publicly congratulating yourself while attempting to mock, criticise, or “roast” others—often resulting in self-exposure, irony, or accidental self-ownage. Frequently observed in online arguments, group chats, and political discourse.

“Glaive was caught in the act of massjebation when his ‘brutal takedown’ of everyone else somehow turned into a ten-paragraph essay about why he’s actually the smartest person in the room.”

by Gingerisms February 5, 2026

Massaging the Language

A form of speaking used when trying to convince somebody of something obviously false in order to maintain a delusional truth.

Hanna tried telling us her Microsoft Word was standard for a macbook for hours, she was obviously massaging the language.

by llunstablell February 10, 2026

Masshole

In other words pussy, they are the people who act like there on there period in the road , 95% of the time they have never been in a fight but will act tough behind the wheel untill someone steps out the car and they speed off scared .

The masshole was beeping at the old lady for no reason untill her son stepped out the car and they sped off scared

by Jacks 77 February 20, 2026

Massagoraphobe

A person who experiences intense emotional
distress, often manifesting as tears or
tantrums, when deprived of regular massage
therapy.

Example: "She's such a Massagoraphobe, she
cried for hours when her appointment got
cancelled."

by Nameh March 5, 2026

Massachusetts Apple Cider Lung

You stick a disposable weed vape in someone’s asshole, and then pull a hit from said cart while the asshole farts. This in turn causing you to smoke a fart, as the air taken in from the cart acts as a straw.

Yeah I gave him that Massachusetts Apple Cider Lung

by Starseekerrrrr March 13, 2026