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Milk

(Dad) Man, Daughter can i squeeze the milk out of you?!

(Daughter) You mean calcium sauce, Right?
by Carl Wheezer's Croissant February 5, 2021
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milk aisle

When people spend time procrastinating instead of doing their work. As their deadline approaches, they steal and cheat (milk) others people’s ideas or work like they are shopping in the milk aisle. For example, googling answers to homework assignments.
Hugo didn’t complete his project for 7th period so he had to milk aisle it.
by Why’d April 28, 2021
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No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.
Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises
by Incel69 June 19, 2022
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Milk

It is a form of cum when it is just white without the stickyness and when someone refers to a milkshake it is a bunch of men shooting non sticky cum on a woman
"Hey man lets go grab some friend's and have a milkshake"

"I gave that girl some milk last night"
by Jack daw November 30, 2018
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The Milk Tornado

The act of sppining the male genital in a circular motion while cum comes out of the dick.
"Did you hear that Bob did The Milk Tornado in sex with his wife?"
by advar February 2, 2022
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Milk Mop

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.
"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
by Upamonaco August 22, 2024
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Going for milk

A term to humorously describe the action of a father abandoning their family at home. The term comes from the trope of fathers stating that they are going to the grocery store to get milk or a pack of cigarettes.
David: SHUT YOUR TRAP DIDDYBLUD, NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!
Eric: Didn't your dad say he was going for milk?
by Diddypackgodblud November 6, 2025
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