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hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.
"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"
by alias33 October 15, 2025
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Hard Pose

n. a nonchalant pose that acts as a stylish exhibition of one's own piercing or unique personality with such unwavering confidence, which earns them the title of cool.
Dude, did you see the new manga volume? The cover art has the main character doing such a hard pose!
by SlushiePie November 5, 2025
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HARD

I am hard.
by marc16k December 18, 2025
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hard mondays

the phrase that refers to the weekly release of Hard Launch, a podcast hosted by famous Youtuber duo Dan and Phil, or Daniel Howell and AmazingPhil. The podcast, or known by the fans as the "phodcast" released it's first episode on October 16th 2025, after Dan and Phil had announced in a video that they have been in a long term relationship since 2009, which was released to their joint YouTube channel Dan and Phil (formally DanAndPhilGAMES) on October 13th 2025. Both the fans and the duo themselves have referenced the podcast as "hard Mondays with Dan and Phil", with the phrase being adopted as a celebration of the podcast's weekly release
person 1: I hate mondays.
person 2: Couldn't be me, I love hard mondays !
person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
person 2: Because Dan and Phil are releasing a new Hard Launch episode today!
person 1: Oh yeah those twinks
by mysticfr0g December 21, 2025
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Try hard

try hard:
a desperate attempt in order to please a handful of friends with unnecessary and cringe actions and statements which leads to hatred for oneself.
samyak, stop the try hard, that girl is out of your league.
by palashop June 30, 2021
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Try hard colgate

tryhard colgate:
a type of a person who, even after having a bad breath, can fall down to an extent, to an unwanted attempt to unnecessary please friends and girls and fail miserably, leading to hatred for oneself.
Spamyak bhandali is a try hard Colgate podresh
by palashop June 30, 2021
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Tonya Harding's friends

You can see how it benefits Tonya Harding to have friends that will intervene in disputes between her and other people, but it's hard to see how any of these folks she calls friends benefit any from the relationship, or being known as Tonya Harding's friends. It seems like you'd be guilty by association if you had ties to Tonya Harding, and eople knew about it.
The people that were called Tonya Harding's friends didn't seem too thrilled about the label.
by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021
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