Dad

Big gorilla balls that dance while humping your mother named Lucas pressnall

I walked in on dad bouncing into my mouth

by Sugogndeze Mama March 23, 2022

Dad

Dad has kids with his wife. He always tells dumb jokes but can be nice and funny at times. Doesn’t like spending a lot of money even tho we have plenty of it. We live very cheap his kids are not allowed to flush the toilet and after his kids are done In the bath he saves the bath water.

Dad: when I was young I looked at the moon

Son: I know

by Smart definitions December 22, 2019

Dad scared

When you're scared shitless of a girl's father but you also want him to like you and trust you so you have his blessing to date his daughter and you're scared because you don't know what he's going to do or say or ask you

hey I was dad scared last night

by Partymaster October 10, 2016

Dad

Who?

Son: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: The store son.
Son: When will you be back?
Dad: 20 minutes.
5 years later...

by Fingerblaster42069 May 17, 2019

Dad

A man who at times calls you bro.

Me: Morning bro! I need upkeep money.
Dad: Am not your bro. Am your dad.
Me: I love you dad.
Dad: love you too bro.

by Yungbeard January 14, 2017

finger dad

when your dad is literally a finger

wow I did not know you had a finger dad

by Crymed June 11, 2017

Dad

Your dad

Your dad

by PURPLE DINO CAITLIN August 17, 2020