Ur dad

Hmmm where did he go he's nowhere to be found

Jimmy:"dude me and ur dad smashed so hard I busted everywhere and I mean FUCKING EVERYWHERE" Chris:"U FUCKED MY DAD DUDEEE....

by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024

Dad Rap

Content creator known for being a dad who raps

You follow Dad Rap on Tik Tok?

by byte90210 March 29, 2024

nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.

Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.

by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024

Dad

He left to get the milk... He's not coming back sunny.

"Dad can you go get some milk."

by AndIDidThat March 30, 2024

Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 5, 2022

Dad

D-Deadbeat
A-Ass
D-daddy

Me:*call dad
Dad:*never answer

by My momma son July 6, 2022

Dad

A mother fucker

My dad had sex with my mother, which makes him a motherfucker

by Catherinewinner July 7, 2022