aloe crack

Her aloe crack is the best chapstick in the world
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"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
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crack pop

Music made for the soul purpose of being catchy enough to make it on the radio, usually grouped with bad lyrics and the same exact background music as every other crack pop song. Example: Taylor Swift's Shake It Off/Katy Perry's Firework
Did you hear T-Swift put out a new album?

Yeah, its all crack pop, though.
by ToxicStitches113 May 08, 2019
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crack one

to smoke marijuana specifically a blunt as one has to "crack" a blunt before it can be rolled.
"Yo, come over my house and let's crack one"
by Back of the Yards July 27, 2009
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crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one
Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."
by ferdii6069 April 22, 2016
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Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023
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crack bracket

like tax bracket, the level of a crack head, a very low level.
"She looked like she was in the crack bracket."
by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ August 25, 2008
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