Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
by AuWins57 July 22, 2008
Get the Hunter blow thy hornmug. When a woman is so sexually frustrated and deprived she resorts to blowing a glass beer bottle. This usually comes before using it as a dildo.
I caught my sister bottle blowing yes day and I was disgusted and slightly turned on at the same time.
by Whitakersauce12 June 3, 2017
Get the Bottle blowingmug. by wolfdick33 September 13, 2016
Get the blow torchmug. by 🐛🐛🐛 March 31, 2024
Get the GONNA-BLOWmug. 1) Performing oral sex on a transgender woman who still has a penis (see also: MtF, Shemale, Futanari)
2) Catastrophic failure of the transmission in your car or truck
2) Catastrophic failure of the transmission in your car or truck
When a Ford owner says "blowing a tranny" it means his truck needs a new gearbox, when a Subaru owner says that, it means something else...
by icantthinkofausername777 October 27, 2024
Get the blowing a trannymug. by Kmf Lls April 9, 2025
Get the To blow a fagmug. Background: A type of fart
I experienced this while driving. I was wearing tight skinny jeans, strapped in securely by the lap belt on the firm seat of my jeep when I had to pass gas.
Skinny Blow may be experienced by a female if she is wearing very tight skinny jeans and releases a fart. The gas will blow the pussy. The bigger the fart the harder the blow. May also be accompanied by a squeak.
I experienced this while driving. I was wearing tight skinny jeans, strapped in securely by the lap belt on the firm seat of my jeep when I had to pass gas.
Skinny Blow may be experienced by a female if she is wearing very tight skinny jeans and releases a fart. The gas will blow the pussy. The bigger the fart the harder the blow. May also be accompanied by a squeak.
by White Renegade March 18, 2016
Get the skinny blowmug.