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Nag Bag

The Nag Bag. Proven effective by Commander Shepard and his crew, it is used as a "beat-shoot" kill method. It is where one runs up to another person beats them down repeatedly weakening them and then shooting that very same person on the ground to death.
Guy One: "LOL! I NAG BAGGED YOU"
Guy Two: "Oh yeah well... I'm gonna go Nag Bag your mom"
Guy One: "You dip do you even know what Nag Bag means?"
by nastynutsac June 25, 2009
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Tea Bag

1. When a man dips his big sweaty balls into/onto a passed out or sleeping mans face/mouth. Usually is done at a party.

2. A man can tea bag his girlfriend/boyfriend by climbin over their face when they are on their knees and makes an up and down motion with their balls in their Girlfriends/Boyfriends mouth.
1. After he passed out, a pair of hairy balls were slapped across his face and when he yawned were dipped into his mouth.

2. "dude, my girlfriend was suckin my dick last night and i grabbed her hair, pulled her head back, and tea bagged her till i came on her face"
by S.Boxleitner April 25, 2010
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Bag Gag

When lowering your sack into a woman's mouth and it hits the back of the throat, causing her to gag.
Guy #1 - "Have you ever tea-bagged a chick?"

Guy #2 - "Sure have. In fact, I got my nuts in so far one time that I bag gagged her."
by Cram McCockin' January 13, 2010
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Shave and Bag

When you shave your pubes and put them in a plastic baggy. Then you would sneak into someones room. and unzip the plastic baggy and put the pubes all over the face or the persons mouth while they are sleeping. try not to choke them.
He likes to Shave and Bag his sister when she is passed out in her room.
by Sirpubichair January 26, 2010
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Beard Bag

Quick to reject white-collar America, this subgenus of "bag" pairs his drinking habits with need to casually suggest how cool it was that he drank the night before despite having to be at work at 7 AM. Typically, beard bags are "blue collar to the bone", covered in skull tattoos and resent "pussies", even though they listen to copious amounts of Bright Eyes and Two Gallants. However, there does seem to be an increasing amount of bookish beard bags that like to "showboat read" the works of Proust and the biographies of Winston Churchill in order to suggest intellectualism and build a reclusive mystique.
Jamie is such a Beard Bag. He was over at the puss palace last night regaling us with with tales of Alaskan salmon fishing and deriding Andy for having money soft hands.

Did you see nick reading last night at the bar? I know he was pretending because his facial hair was covering the page. What a Beard bag.
by MajikalBum January 18, 2011
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squak bag

being just a party pooper not fun to be around and just bringing evrything and everbody down
im here with my boy chase and trying to give him the details about my friday night adventure and there is a little RT involved but he is just being a squak bag to me today.
by john swec May 16, 2010
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boss bag

1.The act of knocking your boss in the balls for looking over your shoulder all the time.
2. To knock your superior in the cock for cock arming you.
If my manager doesn't stop cock arming me I am going to boss bag him again.
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