hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

spray can rebuild

Painting an engine with a spray can and installing it in a vehicle(without rebuilding it) with the expectation that it will perform well.

I didn't feel like tearing my engine down to refresh it. So a couple cans of spray paint will make this spray can rebuild last for years of abuse.

by Engine Machinist March 25, 2017

half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk

Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars

by andre le midget December 25, 2020

Rusty can

Using a straw to felch the rusting irony period blood out of a decomposing female corpse( preferably still warm)

Me and cammy went down to the graveyard and did the rusty can on the new corpses being delivered from the morgue. They were still extra fresh and warm!

by Felchmaster114 December 3, 2024

Canning

The practice of hiding cans of alcohol in your anus to sneak them into a venue.

"Hey man, are you taking any cash to get a drink inside?"
"Nah mate, I'm canning myself before we get there so I'll be fine"

by Ruinous Aardvark December 11, 2019

can i have a bite

A phrase used to ask for a small portion of food, but actually, the person saying it wants to to devour it. Often used jokingly or playfully among friends.

person 1: yo can i have a bite
person 2: oh yeah just a bite
person 1: (proceeds to EAT THAT SHI WHOLE)

by macedoniabest June 8, 2025

When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

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When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

by Reninu March 17, 2025