fish out of water

fish out of water (n.) - when you take a crap that is so long that a portion of the turd sticks out of the water in the toilet.

<sitting in stall in public bathroom> "Uh oh! Fish out of water!"

by Steve The Nasty December 11, 2003

water gun wedding

A wedding in haste purely for the virginal or the celibate who desire to fornicate in desperation.

They had a water gun wedding on their second date and divorced on their third.

by unknown anilatak February 5, 2010

day-after water

when you leave a soda cup from a fast food restaurant, containing only ice, sitting overnight and, in attempt to drink it the next morning, you realize it's a nasty combination of slight drops of soda, and the disgusting water the use for ice

dude, I woke up the next morning looking for something to drink, and all I could find was day-after water

by pkn300 February 18, 2011

West Water Posse

A vicious gang formed by members that lived in the West Water Road area. Gang members would have to perform fellatio on each other to join the gang. Disbanded in the early 2000s.

The West Water Posse jumped my boy Bookie back in the day.

by phonda May 28, 2011

wisconsin water ballet

Watching whales on a boat in Hawaii

The Wisconsin water ballet was awesome. We saw 6 humpbacks breaching today.

by dave900 October 24, 2010

Penial Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.

Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.

by cantbetheking January 5, 2014

Piss water jellyfish

When your old lady takes a piss in the middle of the night and lets the yellow mellow & you take a morning piss into the paper and it blows up like a jellyfish.

I got up this morning and took a piss and made the biggest piss water jellyfish you have ever seen.

piss toilet urine

by Paisley_pony February 12, 2014