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Texas Load Wars

That's a 4 people game (2 male and 2 female players). Fitst, guys sit down and aim their dicks on each other, then the girls give them a footjob. The first to shot his load get a point. Secondly, it's the girls' time to sit down, but the guys can use only their mouth to make them squirt.
Last night i tried Texas Load Wars (TLW) and it wasn't funny. I got a load.
by Everyothernamewasunavalieable February 27, 2020
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war so good

How English-speaking immigrant hears Swedish phrase “varsågod” (“you are welcome”, "please!")
by twrtwd July 3, 2020
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Star wars

Star wars is one of the best sagas ever created by george lucas in 1973.

The saga was sadly completely ruined and destroyed by disney in 2012 when george lucas decided to sell the rights to star wars.
This is very apparent in the lightsabers. If you compare a lighsaber in Star Wars The Force Awakens which was produced by disney with Star Wars The Phantom Menace where obi wan sliced darth maul in half with a single slice while in The Force Awakens where the character Fin gets a lightsaber cut by Kylo ren over his back which should have sliced his body in half but no all that happened is that he lays in a hospital bed for a couple of days.
Person 1: Hey you know star wars?
Person 2: Yeah sad Disney ruined it.
by Bigmuc January 5, 2021
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Civil War Rizz

The definition of Civil War Rizz is when a white man in a George Washington hat grabs his 4th cousin once removed at uses the Civil War or Colonial Rizz then precedes to go home and two of his prized captives give him a Deep Dark Sleep
Damn I sure used my civil war rizz today but I had another Deep Dark Sleep
by Monke68 February 15, 2023
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war plans

the plans a fascist government officials make in an illegal chat and invite a journalist to like a bunch of incompetent fucking assholes.
Pete Hegseth says "no war plans" where revealed in Signal chat.
by hagsix March 27, 2025
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Lego Star Wars 2

One of the crappiest, glitchiest, most horrible games ever made. Especially the DS port. It's time to break out the champagne and celebrate if you can actually get this horrible piece of crap game to function and not glitch out for two seconds.
Dude 1: Dude! I totally got Lego Star Wars 2!

Dude 2: For the DS?

Dude 1: Yep!

Dude 2: *epic facepalm*
by r1swimmer March 24, 2011
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Rights war

What this is not.
Hym "This isn't a rights war where we use our rights against eachother. YOU give me MY rights... Or I... WILL TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S AWAY. MY rights. NOW. No taxation without representation, bitch."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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