Parent of Universe

A gender neutral and non-religious way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Parent of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of Universe, what happened to you?

Parent of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

Oh, dear Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing " Oh, Dear God" or "Oh, Dear Lord".

Oh, dear Universe, we need to leave!

Oh, dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.

Oh, dear Universe, wtf is happening?!

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

university of tsukuba

One of the most elite University's in Japan, averagely ranking number 8. Known to host many foreigners and researchers. Once was marked by the famous “Tsukuba suicide disease,” as many students sadly ended their lives due to the high stress levels and complete utter boredom of the city.

You got accepted to the university of tsukuba ? Good luck doing anything but sports and studying.

by Tsukuba Man November 22, 2021

Ragdoll Universe Slog

(aka "Ru Slog")
The feeling of tiredness and exhaustion you get after playing Ragdoll Universe for an extended period of time.

Person 1: "Man, I've been playing for an hour now, I'm starting to get Ragdoll Universe Slog!"
Person 2: "I don't fucking care."

by Riftic November 12, 2023

Universe of Energy

A song by Joel Hirschhorn and Al Kasha featured in the Disney ride of the same name.

Feel the flow… Here we go! thru the Universe of Energy!

by proto_charlotte April 04, 2024