turtle eggs

when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time

hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.

by the titty ytickler February 22, 2021

birmingham egg

Meal consisting of 5 scotch eggs cut in half and covered in masala sauce, served with a naan bread and/or chips (fries). Popularised by the b3ta newsletter in 2005, where it briefly became a viral meme.

Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.

"Hungry enough for a curry?"
"Nah, mate; just gimme a birmingham egg and let's bounce."

by Scatman Dan April 13, 2018

Bean & Egg

Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.

Man, this morning I gave Shana the old bean & egg!
Nice bro...friggin a

by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020

bad egg

Someone who is a spy and is very spy.

"MrC0_ is a bad egg" -Holly XO

by Major Thot Patrol March 14, 2019

egg

you shove it up your ass

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shit that egg hurt but i gotta get it through customs"

by vestiary egg July 14, 2022

laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".

Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.

by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023

Egg

A egg is a good. It also has a different name, and that name is Taylor Beamish

So I’m discussing what a egg is. A egg has more than one name suck as Taylor beamish. Eggs can be used to make scrambled eggs, fried egg, and poached egg

by Taylor Beamish December 10, 2019