Mosquito Water Sports

When you get bitten by a mosquito but it also pee on you, It's the newest kink

I'm so into Mosquito Water Sports because it's not main steam

by shifterspeed January 24, 2021

fish out of water

fish out of water (n.) - when you take a crap that is so long that a portion of the turd sticks out of the water in the toilet.

<sitting in stall in public bathroom> "Uh oh! Fish out of water!"

by Steve The Nasty December 11, 2003

White water rafting

It's like motor boating a girls boobs except instead of moving your head side to side, you head butt her vigorously.

Girl 1: "Hey so how are you and Nate doing?"
Girl 2: "Oh last night he tried this new thing with me called white water rafting."

by MidnightH October 23, 2017

Hot Bong Water

When someone dumps CBD/THC oil in a hot tub.

Dude! That is Hot Bong Water. You can’t get in there or you will test hot.

by Full Monty January 10, 2023

Salt Water Taffy

A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.

Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!

by Big M (Regrettably) September 7, 2022

Unflavored Sparkling Water

It's actually the same as regular sparkling water, just with a different label.

Bob: "Hey, is this unflavored sparkling water?"
Bob 2: "Yeah, this is unflavored sparkling water."

by betotrooba August 29, 2022

Culligan Water Man

The most powerful being in this realm, he will make you drink water, and you will like it

“The Culligan Water Man visited me last night, I was so scared”

by TheWaterMan December 6, 2019