by Dildomancer January 6, 2024

Everytime i stare at the window, i always see pigeons picking at the litter on the floor and flying away with food, it's as if it's a Bird Brunch.
by LeilaSP March 8, 2019

birds mean when you were in a fight & someone says to you “ did you kick the birds out of her !?! “ meaning did you beat her up.
by ALEXANDRAAAAA! August 14, 2019

I went to a bird watching site to find lesbian porn and got kicked off the site because it was apparently an actual site for photos of birds.
by Nikistreet slumber April 7, 2016

“Jamie is that your bird?”
“No.”
“No.”
by alvssandra March 22, 2024

Bro walks into the room and it’s like a toxic gas alert — deodorant abandoned him years ago. He’s basically a walking “before” picture for soap commercials. And don’t even try having a normal conversation with him, because he’ll interrupt you just to lie about something no one asked about. Like, calm down Pinocchio, your nose is about to file for a building permit. He never stops talking, but somehow says absolutely nothing useful — it’s like listening to a podcast you didn’t subscribe to, about a topic you don’t care about, hosted by the world’s worst liar. Honestly, the only thing louder than his mouth is the smell.
That how is a bird
by Stickytoes August 19, 2025

Person 1: Yurr
Person 2: yurrr what’s the word gangy?
Person 1: yo yous lemme whip the caddy
Yous: no
Person 1: yo let’s go bird yous’ caddy!
Person 2: Say less I’m down
Person 2: yurrr what’s the word gangy?
Person 1: yo yous lemme whip the caddy
Yous: no
Person 1: yo let’s go bird yous’ caddy!
Person 2: Say less I’m down
by TheBiggestBird313 March 7, 2023
