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Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.
Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.
Austin Speedball by bp_austin March 30, 2019
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Scarlet speedster 

A person usually refering to the meta-humans with impossible speed (like barry allen or jay garrick.etc) in the dc comics.
"Another scarlet speedster like myself"
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nigerian speed dating 

The action of fucking the first three minutes of meeting someone
Me and Jessica off tinder finna go nigerian speed dating tonight

Elevator Speedtracking

When you track the speed of an elevator using the BENO Elevator Speed® app on your Rinky Dinky Android. It is done by holding the phone up against the wall with the app zoomed in on the SPEED (preferably in meters per second) and DISTANCE. Stand near the panel so u can push buttons quickly upon arriving at your floor. When you feel a push, numbers will go up, when you feel deceleration numbers will go down.
I went elevator speedtracking with my hornrt angel today.

Gary Speed

Tom: “would you shag Maura boss man?”
Ben: “yeah, Gary speed”

bulleting speed 

george's weird ass voice saying that in an instagram video.
"bulleting speed"
"hahahahahh bulleting speed"
bulleting speed by gracels September 23, 2019

salice speed

a girl that never cheats and is loyal to there spouse but has a big ass head with little jaws.
salice speed by koolaidman35 November 9, 2019